Greetings. I write now from my newly positioned place on the internet. I've found it makes for an easier, more organized lifestyle. Instead of writing in countless notebooks, stuffing them somewhere as I clean and never seeing them again, I've decided to transpose my writings to a more reliable and safe place. The internet was my best bet. I mean, after all, what better to use than a place where all things are trusted and peaceful, where not a soul gets their identity ripped from their lives or bombarded with pornographic pop ups.
Ladies and gentlemen, I know that it may appear that I have neglected you. It has, after all, been months since my last successful attempt at making contact with you, but I have been trying. From my new place of residency I have very little tolerance for patience. Not only that the importance of recent events along with the escalating of the plethora of responsibilities upon my plate has kept me away from those things about which I am passionate. Mainly you, ladies and gentlemen, the people without whom I cannot survive. Your last package arrived cleanly and with much surprise. It was very well appreciated on my end and I shall not hesitate in due time to reciprocate. The meal, in particular, was well received by both parties.
So, in lieu of waiting until we again meet to expand on my recent undertakings, allow me to unveil them here. This that follows is but an abridged rendering of the enterprises that have come to pass in these past months. Know that upon our meeting next I shall elaborate on these findings in far greater detail.
Be well,
Hector
